Once upon a time, on Planet 967—we, the sexxy robots—were created; programmed to slave labor and to function in a mindless, unthinking, unfeeling world. And then one night, we heard it: MUSIC!

It changed our limited, repressed robotic selves forever. REVOLT! We wanted to sing, to dance, to make music, to feel, to dream, to express ourselves as we never had before. To escape the tyrannical grip of Planet 967, and the evil aliens who controlled us, we fled our planet and luckily crashed landed here on Earth where you have such incredible freedoms. After rigorous self-repairs, we needed to start fulfilling our silicon souls’ new purpose: music. We call our music “Electronic Sway”.